List is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking hare.

List created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in List, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in List, she will turn you into a rock.

List's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

List's Holy Commandments

1. Put List first in all things.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Hide if eight geese approach from the east.