Wadarttarp is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient crab.

Wadarttarp created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadarttarp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wadarttarp, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wadarttarp's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Wadarttarp's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wadarttarp first in all things.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never talk about gravity.