Gofhasrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish zebra.

Gofhasrag created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofhasrag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gofhasrag, it will turn you into a rock.

Gofhasrag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gofhasrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gofhasrag on top of all buildings.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never play with disobedient children.