Veenlattad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, intelligent bear.

Veenlattad created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenlattad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Veenlattad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Veenlattad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Veenlattad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Veenlattad loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always obey Veenlattad's priests.