Rillhudsig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited hedgehog.

Rillhudsig created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillhudsig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillhudsig, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rillhudsig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rillhudsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rillhudsig.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not make images of living things.