Tabfenyass is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever dingo.

Tabfenyass created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabfenyass, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tabfenyass, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tabfenyass' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tabfenyass' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. You must never eat bread.