Dadmumvan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate dragon.

Dadmumvan created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadmumvan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dadmumvan, she will turn you into a worm.

Dadmumvan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dadmumvan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dadmumvan on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.