Bughinrak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking crane.

Bughinrak created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bughinrak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bughinrak, she will think nothing of it.

Bughinrak's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bughinrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bughinrak's priests.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.