Kimwegzeb is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous goblin.

Kimwegzeb created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimwegzeb, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kimwegzeb, she will refuse to believe in you.

Kimwegzeb's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kimwegzeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Do not cook food in pots.