Fabhenjig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate toad.

Fabhenjig created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabhenjig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fabhenjig, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fabhenjig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fabhenjig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five hamsters approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Run away if seven bats approach from the north.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Do not stand on grass.