Pasratrig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage walrus.

Pasratrig created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Pasratrig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasratrig, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Pasratrig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pasratrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pasratrig.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Run away if four dogs approach from the west.