Capdandub is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful crane.

Capdandub created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Capdandub, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Capdandub, it will be mildly annoyed.

Capdandub's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Capdandub's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Hide from white capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Capdandub.