Sistipcap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, intelligent bird.

Sistipcap created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sistipcap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sistipcap, he will send you a sign.

Sistipcap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Sistipcap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Never look at nebulae.