Yabbumdav is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic eagle.

Yabbumdav created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yabbumdav, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yabbumdav, he will turn you into a plant.

Yabbumdav's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Yabbumdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.