Cidfedlin is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring badger.

Cidfedlin created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidfedlin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cidfedlin, he will turn you into a rock.

Cidfedlin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cidfedlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.