Bidbin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, caring beaver.

Bidbin created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidbin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidbin, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bidbin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bidbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not take Bidbin's name in vain.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.