Bastgedxen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring parrot.

Bastgedxen created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastgedxen, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bastgedxen, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bastgedxen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bastgedxen's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Bastgedxen loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Bastgedxen loves sheep, so they must be respected.