Zodfaszed is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful dog.

Zodfaszed created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodfaszed, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zodfaszed, it will be very unhappy.

Zodfaszed's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Zodfaszed's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise sheep for they are unholy.

2. Zodfaszed must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Worship no other gods but Zodfaszed.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not take Zodfaszed's name in vain.