Yarlnegcudbod is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional wombat.
Yarlnegcudbod created a quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in Yarlnegcudbod, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Yarlnegcudbod, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Yarlnegcudbod's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Yarlnegcudbod's Holy Commandments
1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.
2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Always help seals.