Yarlnegcudbod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional wombat.

Yarlnegcudbod created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlnegcudbod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarlnegcudbod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yarlnegcudbod's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yarlnegcudbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help seals.