Ganbassnul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent snail.

Ganbassnul created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganbassnul, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ganbassnul, she will be mildly annoyed.

Ganbassnul's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ganbassnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ganbassnul must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. You must pray to Ganbassnul three times a day.