Benpop is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, clever guinea pig.

Benpop created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Benpop, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Benpop, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Benpop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Benpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Benpop loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.