Fadligpak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing squid.

Fadligpak created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadligpak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fadligpak, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fadligpak's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fadligpak's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fadligpak first in all things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.