Karken is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless cobra.

Karken created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Karken, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Karken, it will turn you into a dog.

Karken's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Karken's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to music.