Vincimbass is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind wren.

Vincimbass created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vincimbass, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vincimbass, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vincimbass' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Vincimbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near swans.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Hide from fawn otters for they are unholy.

5. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the north.