Pomhitmil is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, flying fly.

Pomhitmil created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Pomhitmil, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomhitmil, he will curse you with boils.

Pomhitmil's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pomhitmil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight sheep approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.