Femlatpak is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced centaur.

Femlatpak created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Femlatpak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Femlatpak, she will come to you in dreams.

Femlatpak's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Femlatpak's Holy Commandments

1. Femlatpak loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.