Stipgedren Lenkikdodpangsas is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident spider.

Stipgedren Lenkikdodpangsas created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipgedren Lenkikdodpangsas, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stipgedren Lenkikdodpangsas, he will boil you in a big pot.

Stipgedren Lenkikdodpangsas' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Stipgedren Lenkikdodpangsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.