Sawloopfloweg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful toad.

Sawloopfloweg created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawloopfloweg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawloopfloweg, she will turn you into a dog.

Sawloopfloweg's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sawloopfloweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sawloopfloweg.

5. Do not kill ducks.