Bomxucapp is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast manatee.

Bomxucapp created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bomxucapp, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bomxucapp, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bomxucapp's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bomxucapp's Holy Commandments

1. Bomxucapp loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about moons.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not speak about carrots.