Larnrilboss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sage lobster.

Larnrilboss created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnrilboss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larnrilboss, he will send minions to preach to you.

Larnrilboss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Larnrilboss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Larnrilboss on top of all buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.
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