Gemabpid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless lizard.

Gemabpid created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemabpid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gemabpid, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gemabpid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gemabpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Do not hurt shrews.