Kemfardam is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able yak.

Kemfardam created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Kemfardam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kemfardam, it will turn you into a worm.

Kemfardam's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Kemfardam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.