Cinkemlip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, cheerful horse.

Cinkemlip created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinkemlip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cinkemlip, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cinkemlip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cinkemlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.