Ruttdinveen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, annoying snake.

Ruttdinveen created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdinveen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ruttdinveen, it will torture you forever.

Ruttdinveen's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ruttdinveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide if five manatees approach from the north.