Rulbafcem is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent crane.

Rulbafcem created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbafcem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rulbafcem, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rulbafcem's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rulbafcem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rulbafcem three times a day.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not stand on grass.