Lagshavsan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident whale.

Lagshavsan created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagshavsan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lagshavsan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lagshavsan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Lagshavsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.