Fendobflam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced raven.

Fendobflam created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fendobflam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fendobflam, he will destroy your home planet.

Fendobflam's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fendobflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. You must love Fendobflam.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Do not covet oxen.