Ominlarngem is a god.

She takes the form of a large, cheerful naga.

Ominlarngem created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominlarngem, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ominlarngem, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ominlarngem's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ominlarngem's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help monkeys.