Midvenwot is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-powerful wyrm.

Midvenwot created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midvenwot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Midvenwot, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Midvenwot's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Midvenwot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Midvenwot.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.