Stigortqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless armadillo.

Stigortqueeg created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigortqueeg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stigortqueeg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Stigortqueeg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stigortqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Worship no other gods but Stigortqueeg.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always obey Stigortqueeg's priests.