Tignuttig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unfair eagle.

Tignuttig created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Tignuttig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tignuttig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tignuttig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tignuttig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Worship no other gods but Tignuttig.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tignuttig.