Bugbumrullabbogominfid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful crow.

Bugbumrullabbogominfid created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbumrullabbogominfid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bugbumrullabbogominfid, it will turn you into a mole.

Bugbumrullabbogominfid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bugbumrullabbogominfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bugbumrullabbogominfid.

3. Never wear mauve shirts.

4. Never feed nuts to turtles while wearing turquoise tights.

5. You must love Bugbumrullabbogominfid.