Ziglip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable crab.

Ziglip created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ziglip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ziglip, he will laugh at you.

Ziglip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ziglip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ziglip.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. You must pray to Ziglip six times a day.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.