Pasdumzig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered eagle.

Pasdumzig created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasdumzig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pasdumzig, he will turn you into a hamster.

Pasdumzig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pasdumzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Run away if six horses approach from the east.

3. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always wear black.