Fobvigven is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, staggering pigeon.

Fobvigven created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobvigven, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fobvigven, he will turn you into a rock.

Fobvigven's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fobvigven's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven pigs approach from the north.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.