Flamziggun is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered weasel.

Flamziggun created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flamziggun, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flamziggun, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flamziggun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flamziggun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide if three ducks approach from the east.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about dogs.