Mappidteen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, capable guinea pig.

Mappidteen created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mappidteen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mappidteen, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mappidteen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mappidteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Do not make images of living things.