Litdav is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic seal.

Litdav created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litdav, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Litdav, it will turn you into a slug.

Litdav's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Litdav's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.