Dotcebyok Librapjat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent wombat.

Dotcebyok Librapjat created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotcebyok Librapjat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dotcebyok Librapjat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dotcebyok Librapjat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dotcebyok Librapjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about moons.