Kabdobmegpig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kabdobmegpig created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabdobmegpig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kabdobmegpig, it will think nothing of it.

Kabdobmegpig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kabdobmegpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Kabdobmegpig's priests.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kabdobmegpig.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.